Thursday, April 18, 2013

Things you don't hear on the news

China gets a lot of bad press.  Whether it’s the thousands of pigs dumped in Shanghai rivers, the H7N9 bird flu virus, Beijing’s “airpocalypse,” or currency manipulation, most of what gets publicized is negative.  These things are certainly worrisome, but they are only background threads to the fabric of daily life.  With that in mind, here are a few things you don’t hear about on the news:

In China it’s perfectly socially acceptable to wear pajamas in public.  I see people on the street in pajamas on a daily basis.  One evening I left work and even spotted a young couple walking hand in hand wearing matching flannel PJs.  Amazing!
Christmas is apparently a year-round celebration.  Although slightly more common in December, I still regularly find myself humming along with “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” in department stores.  Today I did my Chinese homework in Starbucks to the tune of “Sleigh ride,” “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer,” and “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year.”

Spring weather has arrived with means “split pants” are back in fashion for toddlers.  Split pants are just like regular ones except that where the crotch seam usually is, there is a hole instead.  The toddlers also don’t wear underwear which makes potty training supremely convenient!  A parent whose child needs to pee need only find the nearest bush, trashcan, or curb.  Unfortunately, this tendency to pee anywhere extends into adulthood.  Despite the abundance of public toilets in China, many men opt to urinate everywhere else.  I have learned from experience that it’s best not to look too closely at any man standing by himself, looking down.  It generally results in blushing on my part J